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the best show to ever exist ❤️💜💙🧡
me: have you heard of rise of the teenage mutant ninja turtles?
intellectual: yeah it’s the best show to ever exist
Originally from Talladega Nights: The Ballad of Ricky Bobby, anytime a real driver loses his or her touch, putting themselves in a position where they endanger their own safety or that of the other drivers on the road, they are said to be "driving like a pissed off teenager".
Lucius: "You know you're driving like a pissed off teenager, okay?"
Ricky Bobby: "This sticker is dangerous and inconvenient, but I do love Fig Newtons."
A Robot Jones rip-off. The show is pretty cool but it rips off Robot Jones.
My life as a Teenage robot is WH2RJ RIP-OFF!!!!!!!!
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A TV show/game starring four turtles that fell into toxic waste as young'uns, and developed deformites over the years as they hit puberty. They liked to pretend old, decrepid rat thought them ninja moves, and then went out to try saving something. They enjoy pizza and live in a sewer. They are probably mostly all gay because there is only one female in the series.
"I just delivered a pizza to the Teenaged Mutant Ninja Turtles, only instead of sauce, it was blood tested with HIV positive!"
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When you and 3 of your buddies bang your girl with nunchucks then you all eat Pizza.
Yo, last night we Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtled her ass, Heros in a Half Shell BIATCH.
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Old women who dresses as though she was a teenager.
That old lady is dress like an teenage mutant ninja beha.
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Youngins that act like there 80! They generally play chess, where plain clothing, eat bland foods such as soup and hate the young generation. These outcasts of society are usually of an age of 10-19 to be considered "Mutant turtle teenagers".
Craig (A teenager) "Hey guys wanna play some frisbeeee?"
Mr.Peterson (One of the Mutant turtle teenagers) "Oh when this game of chess is over, and let me fetch my extra plain grey sweater"
Leonardo (One of the teenage mutant ninja turtles) "Cowabunga!"
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