the red hairs

the sweet sweet suga, the veins, the kick

Curbles Bacon "yo, did you see the red hairs"
Tobles "yea dawg, those are the veins, sweet sweet suga, you know, that kick"
Glables "I'M SHIT FUCK HIGH"

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Jesus Hair

Hair (usually about shoulder-length) that is a combination of straight and wavy, but doesn't look that nice because you didn't bother to do anything to it. Looks similar to the hair jesus is portrayed to have when he's pictured as a white guy.

I was running late this morning so don't make fun of me, I'm just gonna sport the jesus hair

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hair diva

a person who exceeds in the doing of hair. also someone who works at Divas.

Wendy is a Hair Diva

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crank hair

Pubic hair that is located on the shaft of the penis.

Dude, I got my crank hair stuck in my zipper.

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Meme Hair

A sort of hair style worn by many male youtube stars including: Fred, the guys from "Smosh", Shane Dawson, The guys from "AwesomeForum", Charlie McDonnell, DaveDays and makemebad35 just to name a few. This bowl cut hair style allows the user to become incredibly famous in a very short span of time.

Mike: I made this new channel, and i need a way to get views.

Ricky: I have an idea! Grow meme hair!

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ass hair

when your pubic hair trails off to finish around your asshole... gentlemen? all ladies have it.. get used to it. Dingleberries tend to take up residence here of you don't clean yourself regularily.

I shave my girlfriends asshole to rid her of all her ass hair once a week.

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Blue Hair

What 90% of millenial feminists with depression have.

Lulu has blue hair.

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