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A loose organization of persons formerly in relationships who consider themselves villainous. Members are identified by a common t-shirt.
The League of Evil Exes has known connections with the company 'Snorg Tees'.
A very nasty, uneducated tri-pod. They have spent a combined 17 years (and counting) in college and still can’t read.
Triggered by:
- free thinking conservatives
- women
- people with real jobs
- sandwiches with crust on them
- Lord Donny
Big fans of:
- sugar babies
- providing underwhelming sexual experiences
- liberal propaganda
- Game of Thrones
- Saturday morning cartoons
The Busch League Dems want to participate in adult conversation but the words are too big for their pea-brains to comprehend.
When a girl/boy is much better looking and often more experienced than you are at dating.
Therefore you must work your way out of the lower leagues in order to achieve the 'premier date'. This is because the only way you can become as good as him/her is to gain as much experience as possible in the hope that you get to beat them in the future...
Friend 1: "Wow that girl is so out of your league"
You: "Yeah, that's why I'm starting with this" *points at lower, less attractive and overall 'easier' woman.*
Friend 2: "Fair enough"
When you do a whip-it and a line of heroin in the same breath. It's a "catholic league" strikeout because in the catholic baseball league there are only 2 strikes and 3 balls. The 2 strikes being the whip-it and heroin.
Holy shit, Jimmy just took a Catholic League Strikeout and can't move!
Also known as "bush league." This is the lowest class of women on the farm team system who do not even merit a 1 on their appearance. In other words, these women would be very ugly and weather beaten and are generally avoided like the plague by most right-minded men looking for a significant other or just a fuck buddy to share their lives with.
Dave: Hey guys, meet my new girlfriend Fatima.
*disgusting 600-pound porker walks in with her footsteps almost sounding like she could make the ground shake*
Mike: WHAT THE?!!
Richard: Oh shit...
Eric: So um, where you from? Boston?
Fatima: (bellowing) Why do you ask?
Eric: Well um, you remind me of this girl I met in uhhh... Cape Cod.
Fatima: WHAAT?! Are you calling me Cape Cod League?! You're DEAD little man!
Eric: Oh no!!! *gets thrown through window*
Fatima: I may be a bit healthy, but check this out! *flashes everyone; rolls upon rolls of blubber flop out*
Richard: For the love of God...
Mike: I share that feeling man.
Dave: More cushion for the pushin' baby! Awwwww riiiight!
Mark H. UD contributer since February 2004.
Carl wheezers a league of legends player on G
Casual League Gaming is exactly the opposite of Major League Gaming. No stress. No sore losers. Just having a blast and unwinding with friends to games of all types.
I’m pretty much done with all these try-hard, MLG assholes sucking the fun out of everything. I think I’m going to look into the Casual League Gaming scene.