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The owner of a 63+ foot boat who only wears exclusive country club clothes in different shades of two pastel colors, like pink and blue.
Thanks for taking us out on the water today Aston, you ARE yachty AF.
Very small. Tries to lift hard every day but is small still.
“This mf is small af does he even lift”
The feeling of absolute love for Christmas
Christmas x-mas
Person 1: Yo! I like that reindeer sweater
Person 2: Thanks mane you know your boy Christmas af!
When an ex goes out of their way to contact you after you’ve blocked them on all other means of communication, just so they can have the last word.
Person A: So get this - 2 weeks after she told him he was dead to her & blocked him, he went out of his way to email her to tell her not to contact him.
Person B: LMAO that’s pathetic AF.
Person A: I know. In one sentence he said he’d like to limit contact to email, and the next said not to contact him.
When u fuckin brain dead you are simplified as fuck
Yo that nibba simplified af rn
Yeah he fuckin brain dead fish
The result of Buckwheat an a hipster having a son who grows up an sports a mustache.
That's a nice af-stasche on that crank.