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when a minecraft youtuber cheats themselves in items off camera and claims they were gotten legit
*intro noises*
Youtuber: So I did some off-camera mining...
Literally Everyone: no you didnt, cheater.
Its what a person says about a customers stuff
Man you broke that part. Fuck it it aint mine
a phrase replacing “my brother in christ” due to the original phrase being associated with slurs. coined in mcytblr, or minecraft youtube tumblr, hence the minecraft reference.
Person A: why do i have to see so much discourse on my dash
Person B: mine brother in craft you started the discourse
comment to make after observing a relatively 'statuesque' human!
-indication you could "make sticky" really rapidly upon finding yourself in the 'right' circumstances with the person. (male OR female!) -also; good t-shirt slogan, or bumper sticker!
(you heard it HERE first!!)
jim observed the hard-bodied equestrian, stating: make mine a mess!
a body-builder at the gay bar had leon exclaiming, make mine a MESS!
judy mistook a gay olympian for 'straight', stating; make mine a mess!
A lying ass male lying to you claiming that your still his for you can fall for his shit but also not for none of his fine ass better looking homeboys to get with you.
Your lying nigga: your still mines
You: FNF BITCH
(Reality): I love you baby
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The process of a man inserting a bike/ball pump into his urethra and pumping it up causing his bladder to expand and then inevitably explode inside of him. Usually done with a hand pump, but an electrical equivalent can be used for the daring.
Guy 1: Dude, why do you have that pump? You don't even own a bike.
Guy 2: Oh, I'm planning to enjoy a Yugoslavian Sea Mine this evening...
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