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a sport invented in the jungles in Africa played by making a net and attaching it to a tree and using a coconut as a ball. was discovered by american explorers and recently brought to the united states. In 2001 a white baseketball player named larry bird finally broke the color barrier. Another rule is must have at least 5 tattoos to participate unless you are white. The only reason the us team is black because the masters forced their slaves to play. amazingly, the greatest basketball player of all time, Brian Scalabrine, is white.
Joe: wanna got play african hand ball?
Deshawn: nah dawg i can't shoot.
Joe: who the fuck cares all you need to do is dunk! look at lebron!
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-aint as bad as u think
-some have beautiful hearts
-made hip-hop (the music genre we all like)
African-American 1: sup n*gga lookit u want some (insert substance).
African-American 2: hell to the naw- hey imma tell u I ain't trippin' no more on this shit.
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When a bunch of black guys are waiting for a hooker, and they stand in a line waiting for their turn.
"what do you call a bunch of black guys waiting in line for a hooker?"
"IDK"
"An african deli line"
When a individual who is high as shit goes on a journey to obtain water for there cotton tongue
Chris Rowe went on a African water run to sooth his dry mouth
The act of being or doing something like a good ol jolly-african american.
since i dont have a pipe i place a nug in my right nostril, and use my left nostril as a carb and light it like a jolly-african american for a straight to the dome finish.
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The act of blacking out while being over the top politically correct. First use of phrase used by comedian Zach Galifianakis.
"I got real drunk last night and African-Americaned Out."
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What's that animal over there? That's an African trash compactor!
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