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A joke going too far resulting in a sweaty orgy in the back of an old Suburban.
Last thing I remember we were joking about sausages and then I'm suddenly on the Alabama express
The act of having sexul intercourse with your wife or girlfriend in the doggy position. You then grab a fist full of hair and start repetedly moaning and screaming her sisters name over & over again until an attempt is made to throw you off.
You: "Oh Rhianon! YES RHIANON!"
Your wife, Dana "What the actual fuck? When did this become an Alabama Rodeo!?"
When your sister gives you a handjob.
I caught Norma Jean giving her brother Billy Bob an Alabama stroke behind the barn last night.
Shoving your whole foot up her vagina
Man my pussy is sore from that ALABAMA longhorn
A ginger who likes to get dicked down by their siblings
I once knew an Alabama leprechaun who lost all of their siblings so they killed themselves
Alabama Milkshake:
The process of cumming in one's own mother, then pulling out, adding in ice cream and said mom's out breast milk, and fucking until the mixture is sufficiently stirred. A staple of family gatherings.
Nadia: I heard your mom just turned 50, how was the party?
Nate: Yeah, the party was really fun, we had a big cake, and I gave her an Alabama Milkshake!
Nadia: Nice!
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Spitting tobacco on someone’s computer
I didn’t like the way the rental agent talked to me so when he stepped away, I sent an Alabama email over the counter.