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When you take your poop and freeze it than use it as a dildo.
"So he was fucking me, than he went to the fridge and pulled an Alaskan Bobsled on my butthole!"
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To start the alaskan mudslide, a girl must obtain a large, unbroken piece of shit and then freezes it. Upon completion of freezing, she pulls it out and uses it as a dildo.
I walked in on Marry yesterday giving herself the Alaskan mudslide. Her room smelled completely like shit, but I walked in and finished her off anyways.
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when a girl sucks a dudes hairy wang and then takes a bite out of it and his scream is like the howl of a wolf and then sudenly turns into a warewolf
dude im even harier after she gave me an alaskan timberwolf
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An intense, fast-paced, unforgiving experience of sexual intercourse. Side effects include, but are not limited to: stomach ache, headache, muscle contractions involuntary convulsions, partial paralaysis, or even death. The reciever of the alaskan thunderfuck may also experience bowel or vaginal disorders for 4-7 days. If said disorders last longer than this time period, a doctor or physician should be consulted.
Kim found herself in rehab after experiencing the Alaskan Thunderfuck.
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Before having sex, you eat out/fellate your partner. After their climax, you choke them out until they pass out. Once passed out, you begin penetration on your partner. Just before you climax and they wake up, you defecate in their mouth, then slam your cock in their mouth through your own feces and then ejaculate in their mouth.
"Holy shit man, Jeremy just gave that bitch an Alaskan Mouthwarmer", "Ew, gross!"
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The Alaskan Bullworm is mainly known for its appearance on the kids show Spongebob Squarepants but in the streets it is known as when a man tongue punches a girls fart box so hard that she is incapable to walk for the next few days until recovery
Diego: “Why Is Abby in a wheel chair?”
Mike: “I Gave her an Alaskan Bullworm”
Diego: “Wow ,you must have a strong tongue.”
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When you make a chick drink an Alaskan Ice Cream Float. Everytime she throws up, you cum in her mouth.
My girlfriend was sick for about a week after I gave her an Alaskan Heartbeat.
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