Jacob Allens are so short dude like you can't even hear them talk, they can't even talk right. they laugh like a a fucking rabbit and are SOOOO shit at Minecraft even though they are thicc. they are heaps gay too.
person 1: what's that fucking ant waving at me?
person 2: oh its just a Jacob Allen.
Hi im Edward I like Fortnite and plays with bros and if u ever meet u will be happy very happy
Edward Allen is being defined as a small kid with Cuntness skills
One who poses as another. An entrenched liberal infiltrating conservative groups. Brother of the famous John Griffith. Also donates to Democratic politicians and changes the subject to Husker football.
I though that guy was down with Ran Paul but he is a total Allen Griffith.
The act of two men having sex with each other and then the other man sucking the shit off his dick.
Bro, I gave him the best Skanky Allen yesterday he will be back for more in the morning.
Good at heart but bad with emotions. Might throw a temper tantrum.
That goofs name is Steve Allen