the least coolest statement ever
i am cool
shut up
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Something said by fan-boy wannabes who want to up their manly points by insinuating they are anything like a super human god machine. Often said to silence and redirect an arguement that is not going according to plan.
You can count on these individuals to randomly strike poses while flexing, trying to intimidate you with unmasculine voices, and in some cases, to grow a goatee.
"What you said didn't even make sense!"
"Shut up! I AM KRATOS!!!"
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Christine O'Donnell's claim to the general public.
I am not a witch. I'm nothing you've heard. I'm you.
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A way for youtubers to make fools of themselves while doing terrible editing of a "scary" thing.
Youtuber: "An imposter broke into my house at 3AM, and I turned into an imposter!!!!!!!!!!!!!! OMGGGGGGG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
Everyone else: "Everyone knows these 3 AM Videos are so fake, but youtubers make fools of themselves so it's funny."
Youtuber: "NOOOOOO!!! I SWEAR THIS IS REAL!!!!, AN ACTUAL IMPOSTER BROKE IN TO MY HOUSE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
have you watched I Am Autism?
No, it's the worst fucking ad in the world.
Anything said between 12:00am-1am is not to be taken literally if furthering the conversation will result in self incrimination.
Girl: โOmg did you hear how john called me a slut?โ
Guy: โYeah I heard, but heโs good because of the 12 am rule ya slutโ