anus lips

1)One who is a complete dick fuck.

2) One so completely devoid of common sense, they must have anus for lips.

My dog is a complete anus lips and just ate a bar of soap.

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Anus Canker

Literal: A raw white, or sometimes red soar in or around the stink hole. A herpes like infection caused by a tearing of the anus, an ingrown hair follicle or the combination of shaving and bleaching.

Guttural: An insult of one who is annoying, intrusive, overbearing and nagging.

Damn, Terry is such an anus canker, I wish he would just go away.......

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hyper anus

A huge asshole. Often used in the degenerate part of the furry community to define an extremely big asshole. A hyper anus often resembles everything from a car tire or a really big donut to a literal cave.

When I put it in I didn't feel anything, that's what I call a hyper anus

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Anus Flytrap

The act of holding your butt cheeks wide open in anticipation of a finger to enter the area. At this very moment the cheeks will close shut and the instigators hand will be stuck.

So Tina was showing some ass the other day so I went hand first in for it. Turns out she was pulling an anus flytrap on me, again.

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Anus Fire

When playing call of duty and in final stand a person shoots and it looks as if flames are projecting from the anus

dude look at that anus fire!

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dipping anus

kind of like dip shit or faggot

Stop u fucking dipping anus

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anus toaster

1. A person who is extremely stupid and acts that way on a frequent basis.

2. A person who acts like an idiot for no apaprent reason.

1. Man: Haha, I just bought a sweet Huffy bike!
Woman: Huffy's fucking suck, you anus toaster.

2. Man 1: Dude, I totally just jumped off a cliff and broke most of my bones!
Man 2: What the fuck? You're an anus toaster.

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