art student

well it shows how foolish most of you are. art school is for creative people, yes. but it is not just for people who want to be actual artists, in fact that they make up a small percentage. mostly it students who want to do something different, and want to have a career that they are actually happy with. such as illustration, game and movie design, fashion, industrial design, photography, and a lot more. and it is far from easy. they just dont want to be zombies waking up with the same dead end job, day in and day out, wishing they had done something more with their lives.

art student wants to put there natural born talent to work, instead of wasting it

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crotch art

The Rorschach like shit stains left in ones underwear/panties after an (i.)inadequate cleansing of ones undercarriage. (ii.) Involuntary bowel evacuation. skid mark

Please soak undergarments with Spray and Wash(TM) prior to washing for all crotch art that is not gallery quality.

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Queeb Art

An ancient art form in which the male sex organ is used to create a marvelous and inspiring work of art of any medium

Despite Brian's wise words of warning, Scotty proceded to apply the priciples Queeb Art to the potter's wheel, resulting in weeks of recovery for poor Scotty.

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alcoholic art

the art of getting hammered and making bad decisions. The term alcohloic art was created by Mike.

Dude, we should have a party and practice alcoholic art!

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Arts of Boabom

Various systems that comprise Boabom. There are three basic courses, which are:
-Seamm-Jasani (or Gentle Boabom), which is a form of Active Relaxation
-Osseous Boabom (or Magnetic self-defense)
-Yaanbao (or Boabom with Implements).
All these systems are taught at the Mmulargan School.

I have taken some lessons on some of the Arts of Boabom, but there are many I do not know.

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Art Vandelay

The name George on "Seinfeld" always referred himself to in attempting to pick up women. Mr. Vandelay's occupation is always an architect.

"My name is Art Vandelay, I am an architect."

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Arts and Crafts

A euphemism for the act of having sexual interactions with another person. (i.e. Oral, manual, phone sex, etc.)

"Me and my boyfriend did some arts and crafts last night"

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