Man: Hey asshole!
Charles: Shut up ding bat, at least my mom doesn't suck cocks for a living.
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When your ball sack gets stuck to the side of your leg, generally happens when men sit down and are sweaty.
You sit down, and you can feel your ball sack stuck to your leg. You might say to your friend, "i've got bat wing".
If heard by some forign people, they , may assume that you are calling your ball sack, bat wing, because it is black and hairy, like a bats wing.
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a turd that was laid while making the sound of a bat
Dude, I just took the biggest brown bat in the history of everything
Bat-Lad is a fatter version of batman who is Australian and pour also lacks the skills of combat and is not a good detective
He is being a Bat-Lad
A fucking awesome dude when he talks to you... #RAWR
Dude look its Bat Penguin!! Holy Shit he's talking!! #HISTORICALMOMENT
Wanking. Masturbating. Wrestling the One Eyed Monster.
Aw man, I spent all morning Batting the Bishop.
The opposite of Ski poles (one girl, two men- one on either side). Derived from playground baseball games when the captains put their hands on the bat to decide which team goes first. Many hands on one penis.
"I met these two tricks last night...took them back to my place and they put their hands on the bat"