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Not to be confused with the christian sidehug.
The atheist fronthug is also known as the missionary position.
Man, I just atheist fronthugged that bitch. There was NO ROOM FOR JESUS!
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An individual who is actually egocentric and arrogant enough to believe that they can disprove god's existence. They harbor intense hatred and resentment for all religious organizations. But reserve most of their bile for any Christian who would dare to publicly espouse his beliefs. And so begins the crusade for justice and reason. Someone has to reach out to these ignorant believers. To open their eyes to how meaningless life really is.
However, due to the fact that EA have very little social skills, and even less testicles; engaging a believer in face to face debate is generally not possible. It would require them to venture out of their parents basement into the sunlight to talk to someone who might make them question their own beliefs and motivations. Therefore they take the fight to the web. Where they far outnumber the faithful who generally have jobs, families and lives.
Often lifelong singles (marriage is a religious institution and requires a willing partner) males of the species masturbate bitterly to humiliation porn. Because feeling dirty inside is better than feeling nothing. While the females turn to collecting cats and plastering their car with Darwin stickers in the mistaken belief that people read them. Not to be confused with the less common atheist. Who simply doesn't believe in god and does not give a fuck what anyone else thinks. Entirely separate genus from the agnostic who are secure enough in their own self worth to admit they don't know.
The atheist laughed and shot a bird as he drove past the "Pro-life" rally at the abortion clinic. Then forgot about it five minutes later. The evangelical atheist honked his horn, shot a bird, shouted obscenities and spent 3 hours fantasizing about going back and running them all down. But lacked the requisite testicles to actually do so.
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Some one who has agnostic beliefs and does not believe in the existence of any deities.
<Agnostic Atheist>~ I don't believe in god.
<Christian>~ Yeah, well what proof do you have that exemplifies his non-existence?
<Agnostic Atheist>~ There is no proof that proves God's existence, or non-existence.
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A person who believes that Jesus Christ did exist but he was just a prophet.
Christian atheists believe in the morals that Christ taught, but reject that he was the Son of God
Melissa considered herself a Christian Atheist, she loved the idea to love one another but did not beleive Jesus was the Saviour.
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That moment when an "Atheist" (used in quotations, will explain later as to why it is) says this one liner and all of a sudden they expect the world around them to change because they feel that this one line is groundbreaking news that everyone NEEDS to know. Generally, this line is used out of absolutely nowhere, but many times it is used to be provocative.
Typically, if this statement is used in an argumentative context, the "wannabe atheists" who are condescending in nature tend to have a list of scientific facts ready to use however they wield nothing more than an elementary school biology, physics and chemistry education.
REAL Atheists do not use this common line because they know they are not religious, they do not care for religion and they don't want to waste time arguing about religion. Point being, if you use this line and claim to be atheist, you aren't. You're no better than an extremist. Please re-evaluate your provocative nature and stop using "I'm an Atheist" you give a bad name to the REAL atheist community who truly does not care one bit about religion.
Example of people making fun of atheists: Dane Cook in the Viscous Circle standup act
Example of Random Usage
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Guy 1: Dude did you watch how I met your mother?
Guy 2: Yeah, but I'm an atheist so......
Guy 1:............Uhhhh.....Alright?
Example of Provocative Usage
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Guy 1: My god I can't believe what happened yesterday in the Liverpool vs Chelsea game.
Guy 2: Yeah you see, I'm an Atheist, god doesn't exist.
Guy 1:...................Uhhhhhhhhhhhhhh...... Okay?
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1. (Literally) a solitary vocal atheist in a community made up of devoted and religious believers.
2. (More generally) a person who is aggressive and unwavering in their opinions, in the face of any possible opposition.
Somewhat perjorative. See also, village idiot.
"Jane is so vocal in her opposition to the proposal even though no-one else agrees with her - she's such a village atheist."
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Someone who hates religion so much that their atheism has become a religion of its own.
Hank: "Man, it's so disgusting that our that our school has a bible study group! I'm going to make a petition to get an atheist club started!"
Bob: "You're totally a religious atheist."
Hank: "AM NOT! So do you want to come to the national prayer week protest blood drive on Saturday?"
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