When you did awful but attempted to be positive about it while being toxic towards yourself at the same time
I ate doorknob last night
if you say this your saying your dumb
i ate a rock
A great excuse for not doing your homework
Works better if you don't have a fish
Teacher: "Where's your homework?"
Student: "Sorry Ms. Genericteachernamehere, my goldfish ate my homework."
(Past-Tense) Performed oral sex on a minor.
Chris: I heard that they finally put away Drake because he ate down a minor.
Peter: No way! I love Drake’s music 😔
Meaning: To succeed at something and be beneficiary of it to the fullest.
It is a neologism that can be used informally, to congratulate someone/hype them up.
After a success
My bro "Cooked and Ate"
when you get a (pronoun) on the their back and you just start licking that taint, and or gooch, because you dont which hole to aim for.
I was with this girl last night and I don't what she was into so Iate that cheese bread yo!
To trip and fall really hard on your back or face.
Dude i just tripped and ate shit so hard
Dude i just fell on my face so hard