Attack of the Clones

-The Second of the Star Wars Prequel Trilogy.

-One of the two reasons the prequels where thought of as bad.

(The other being Haden Christiensen )

-The worst of all Six of the Star Wars episodes, but a necessary turning point with only 2 high points, being Jango Fett and the Battle of Geonosis.

Hey dude, wanna watch "Attack of the Clones?"

No way, "Empire Strikes Back" is way better.

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black attack

n. - A situation in which one is overpowered by a need for some food item commonly associated with African Americans. Aforementioned item must be incredibly stereotypical for the situation to be deemed a full-force "black attack".

<Eating sandwich with mayonnaise>
John: "Dude, you smell those wings? Or those collard greens? Maybe it's just me..."
<Grabs grape soda>
Steven: "BLACK ATTACK!"

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fat attack

A fat attack is when a large man such as nick jiggles so hard and sloshes like a beast that he falls to the ground in an apparent seizure of fat.

Nick jiggled so hard that he had a fat attack.

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spaz attack

A fit of spazzing out.

Don't have a spaz attack!

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shart attack

When your sudden urge to pass gas in light colored pants is accompanied by a wet, warm stain in your seat.

John: Nate,man,the worse thing happened on the way to work today

Nate: Dude, bring it.

John: I suffered a debilitating shart attack and had to go home to change my pants- so I took the day off and went to the golf course.

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attack helicopter

A new gender on tinder

vroom vroom i attack helicopter

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Attack Helicopter

When you spin your dick around in circles very fast while cumming on a Girl/Guys face to represent helicopter blades and shooting from a guys "Gun".

I was being and 'Attack Helicopter' to this Gir/Guy and 'shot' her in the face from it.

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