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The day a queen was born. The funniest,prettiest,sassiest, kindest girl was born on this day.
Boy: When’s your birthday
Girl:August 29
Boy:Ohh so thats why your so awesome
Kobe Bryant day. On this day every year people will celebrate the life of Kobe. He was one of the greatest basketball players ever
Guy:
Guess what today is
Guy 2:
What?!?!
Guy:
It Kobe day, that’s why I’m wear the basketball jersey, it’s August 24
Guy 2:
ILL GO GRAB MINE
National dick suck day.
August 2nd ( national dick suck day) is the day your gf gives you a bj til u nut.
Person 1: it’s August 2nd bro
Person 2: fuckkk, gotta help a homie out
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The day crack heads were born
Person 1:why is she so crazy
Person 2:maybe she was born on 21 august
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you are definitely the hottest person alive and everyone should hold your hand.
"did you know his birthday is on August 20th?"
"yeah i need to be his friend because that's thats the best day ever"
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This Is the day in which girls/boys get to grab eachother ass don’t let the teachers catch you now
August 15 gotta grab ass day
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people who are born on august 6th are usually pretty, funny, and annoying.
boy:what’s your birthday
girl: august 6th
boy: you’re annoying
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