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Juicy Bagel

A bagel that you stick your dick in and fuck it, like a jelly filled doughnut, and then feed it to your loved ones.

Anyone want a taste of this Juicy Bagel?

I gave my step brother my Juicy Bagel last night

by Thelasthayoullsee July 21, 2023


Slagle The Bagel

To have sexual relations with someone in regards to any type of sexual conduct

Hey jeff did you ever slagle Jennifer's bagle.
Hey tommy I think I wanna slagle your bagel.
Hey Marissa lets go to the car so I can slagle your bagle.
I want to go to the hotel and slagle the bagle.
Slagle The Bagel

by Jeff gorby February 12, 2021


moist bagel

literally a damp bagel

this is a moist bagel

by Romoboi May 31, 2019


Pizza Bagel

A pizza bagel is a delight which is a bagel with tomato sauce, mozzarella cheese, peperoni and veggies if you want to change up the heavenly delight. You can make them at your home or buy them pre-made in frozen ready to be cooked in an oven, toaster oven and microwave.

"Mom! Can you make me some Pizza Bagels?"

by Pizza_bagels101 June 23, 2023


Bagel breakfast

When a group of businessmen get together under the guise of a "business breakfast" but in reality, they're actually just there to eat each other's booties like groceries.

"Hey man, you ready for the annual company bagel breakfast tomorrow?"

"Yeah man, I've been cleaning my bunghole nice and thoroughly just for the occasion."

by fantasticmcsplooge October 19, 2016


slut bagel

a girl that has a lot of sex and likes bagels.

"That was really good sex. Let's go get bagels."

"Gosh, you're such a slut bagel."

by Slutbagel22 March 21, 2010

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Bagel Racing

Drunken party game where 2 or more males stand in a circle around a bagel and proceed to jack off onto the bagel. The male who ejaculates last must eat the cum covered bagel

Peter: I am drunk and horny and there is no one at this lame party but a bunch of dudes. What can we possibly do for fun.

Steve: I know, lets bagel race!

Peter: Ok!

by Paul September 8, 2004

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