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When you're taking the Browns to the Super Bowl while getting sucked off
Man, before I had time to use toilet paper my girlfriend busts in and starts giving me a Baker Mayfield.
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Dead School. Inactive. Trash. Flop High School.
Why is Baker High School so smelly?
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A "Cade Baker Moment" is a brief moment that only few will understand. A moment so hilarious that no normal person will understand. Those who tend to understand are know as a, "Cade Baker." When talking about the myth himself others tend to make seemingly unfunny jokes which relate to, "Cade Baker"
When, "The Fish is a Baby" is one of the first Cade Baker Moments
A solo sexual position that involves an old man placing legs up behind head and double fisting himself
I was walking down the bribie island beach minding my own business when i saw a terry pretzel baker. I almost vomited
A female baker that derives her baking ability from receiving oral sex. Her full power is achieved after 32 consecutive hours of the act.
Xavierella has issues with job security due to her need for constant cunnilingus, but this is the price you pay for being an open minded baker. The cookies she bakes for subway cause instant orgasm.
When there is way more than a Baker's dozen, a shit ton, "A Baker's Shit Ton".
Dude A: "Yo, we need a Shit Ton of donuts for this morning's wake and bake!"
Dude B: "Like a Baker's Dozen?"
Dude A: "Yes, only more like a Baker's Shit Ton!"
Dude B: "I get it brah, bitches gonna smile like donuts."
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Cutting off the tops of your socks with a pocket knife, in order to wipe your ass when no toilet paper or other paper products are available. Thus enabling you to keep the lower portion as a sock still. Most commonly used in the Latin american countries where toilet paper is precious. See also " Sock Monkey ".
I had an explosive case of Diarhhea in the Gas station bathroom before I realized there was no toliet paper or towels. However I was safe because I used the "Jack Baker Solution". THANKS JACK!
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