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Baller Status

Being a baller basically gives you the right to bone any female/male you want... So let's say you're new in town. Your baller status is based on looks since no one knows what cards you hold. If you want to increase your baller status, be a senior girl. They increase your baller-status to a perfect baller score.

New Kid: Hey, I'm new in town. But I want to bone that chick. How should I go about doing so? No body here knows how manly I am!

Kid: You need to increase your Baller Status. Try being with Beth, she increases all Baller Statuses.

New Kid: Oh, okay!

by incredibleballerx8x September 7, 2010

6πŸ‘ 31πŸ‘Ž


Goon baller

A paintball player who thinks they know what they are doing/talking about, even when they don't know $#!+

John: DM7s suck, get a Tippmann!
Mike: Wow, listening to you makes me want to drown a sack of puppies, you goon baller.

by No oneonthissitecaouldhavethisname May 17, 2007

5πŸ‘ 19πŸ‘Ž


big baller claire

Bigballerclaire is someone who doesnt give a fuck, while still being the freshest person alive. This person would be able to rock black air forces and nobody denies them. Jah is looking down with love on this person. They look fresh outta prison with all their drip. This person would likely be Noah Schnapp's gf/wife --- if millie bobby brown was out the picture. A big baller claire truly gives no fucks and commands respect from any audience in front of her. Their signature pose is the tongue out the mouth, like a baller

yo you're being such a big baller claire rn with all that drip. pls spare some for the rest of us

by biglettucefingers May 1, 2020

49πŸ‘ 1πŸ‘Ž


base model baller

Used to describe the driver of any make or model vehicle that engages in overly aggressive driving behavior in a desperate attempt to get attention. Usually drivers of this nature could not afford to shell out for the mack-daddy-top-of-the-line version of their vehicle and have to compensate by trying to show off in their bottom-of-the-barrel model to win approval. base model ballers are extremely volatile and self conscious individuals that would not hesitate to defend their turf while driving. Approach with caution.

Dude #1: Whoa! Did you see that STi and EVO just blow by us while racing each other?

Dude #2: Yeah! Insane!

*after catching up to the drivers stuck in traffic*

Dude #3: Nevermind, they're just base model ballers driving an Impreza and Lancer. We got our hopes up for nothing.

by mickymickdondons February 11, 2012

28πŸ‘ 1πŸ‘Ž


Baller-Boy Summer

Baller-Boy Summer
Is a term used by men when all the playaz, hustlaz bosses and Go-gettas step out dressed up looking fly.
Pulling out all the slabs, low riders an foreign cars.
Having fun and showing off their swag why ballin’ and living life.

Its Baller-Boy Summer lets go out and live life to the fullest.

BY: GiovanniDYMillyentei

by MillYentei DYSlick July 22, 2020

39πŸ‘ 2πŸ‘Ž


tax-time baller

A person who is newly albeit temporarily wealthy from a huge tax return, only to be flat broke again a month later once they spend every penny on frivolous crap.

Person 1 : I just got 2 thousand on my tax return. I'm about to hit the mall.

Person 2: Why don't you take a little and splurge and save the rest or maybe get some new tires for your car because your tires are bald, or maybe even take a few classes?

Person 1: Ahh that can wait, I gotta look good this weekend. There was $200 watch I saw at Macy's and those new Jordan's came out this week. Plus.....

..........3 weeks later.........

Person 1: You got a couple bucks so I can get a few packs of noodles?

Person 2: A couple Bucks?!?!? Didn't you just get 2 G's a few weeks ago?? I knew you was a tax-time baller.

Person 1: .....*hangs head*.......

by itMIGHTbedatboy January 17, 2014

32πŸ‘ 2πŸ‘Ž


Income Tax Baller

A person that pretends to be a baller, aka have alot if money, when they get their income tax refund.

You know that income tax baller just got her check. She usually shops at H&M and now she's at Saks during tax season.

by IvanDA December 11, 2013