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a fully erect penis. colloquial term for male genitalia in an erect state.
Sally was disapointed by Ted's flacid flesh balloon.
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Falcon Heene, a six year old boy who may or may not have accidentally taken off in his father's helium balloon near Denver, Colorado, USA, on October 15, 2009. His whereabouts are as yet unknown.
Where is Balloon Boy?!?
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Originating from an idea during lunch at a Sudbury high school, to party balloon is to blow up a condom that has just been ejaculated into and then popping it over the girl that you have just had sex with.
After listening to "Crank that", these faux ghetto kids thought it would be fun to invent their own version of supermaning a hoe. They decided that upon the completion of sex, they would blow up the balloon and pop it over their recently laid counterpart. then one gangster exclaimed "yo we should call that party ballooning" and then it was added as the 11th commandment.
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an asshole. looks like a ballon knot
I just took a crap and my balloon knot is on fire.
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what the fuck! people actually get turned on by a childs toy. ive heard of a lot of wierd fetishes like robots, clowns, glasses, masks but this just takes the biscuit
balloon fetishism is the most fucking weird thing ive ever heard of
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Donkey Balloons are basically an advanced form of badgers testicles. For a human example, take a look at marcus vears' chin. Hmmmm....
Holy s!*t dude, those are some mighty fine donkey balloons over there, check them out!
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a person who goes through condoms like crazy
Dude, so I have this new girlfriend, we have sex 24/7.... she's turning me into a balloon animal
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