banana boner

A boner that curves upward, resembling an upturned banana. Legend has it it's especially good at stimulating the elusive g-spot on the female anatomy, but I wouldn't know because I have a straight boner.

The banana boner is a mystery! How can a curved biological structure be so rigid?!

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banana logic

A term used to describe flawed logic.

A man picks up two bananas and sticks one in each ear. He looks around and notices that he doesn't see any alligators. Using banana logic, he would conclude that alligators must be afraid of bananas and, therefore, the bananas are the reason he doesn't see any aligators.

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buffing the banana

Another word for Masturbation; Buffing is the "rubbbing" and the Banana is another word for long penis.

Raj: Why were you in the bathroom so long?
Ricky K: I was buffing the banana ;)

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creamed banana

When a men's penis still has the residue of a women's cum on it, usually only right after intercourse.

Slut: Oh, YES!! That sex was so great! Now... come here you.... let me take a taste of your creamed banana....

SHLOOP! SHLOOP! AUAGHHH!

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hand banana

A character from Aqua Teen Hunger Force.
A banana shaped dog, seemingly friendly however Hand Banana is a manipulative anal rapist.

Hand Banana: 'All i like is ball... and good... and rape'

Hand Banana: 'Tonight...You'

Hand Banana: 'Looks like your basting that turkey over there. Mind if i slip in and take the temperature?'

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Banana Hammock

A thong for your schlong

What is a Sasquatch doing wearing a banana hammock at a little girl's birthday party?

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Shampoo banana

Local term for the "twin cities" of Champaign and Urbana in Illinois. These two cities are usually just considered one area, but Champaign-Urbana sounds too formal, so some people just say this instead. People from anywhere else usually don't get it. These people often pronounce the S in Illinois as well.

Ted: Where you live?
Lisa: Shampoo banana!
Ted: ...?

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