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barking seagull

A sexual maneuver in which one partner mounts the other from behind grasping the arms of the prone partner, splaying them out like wings,proceeding to thrust hard but at a slow rhythm, thus causing the recipient to throw their head back and squawk, mimicking a seagull on dominant display. When employed correctly, that is.

The girl I picked up said she was adventurous, so I gave her the barking seagull and she LOVED it. She won't stop calling me.

by Festivvus August 20, 2013


barking for sharks

The act of vomiting.

Where did your buddy go? He's in the bathroom barking for sharks after that last shot.

by G@wordman October 22, 2017


banana bark

The yelp emitted when too much teeth come into play during fellatio.

yo did you hear Dave's banana bark last night? whoever blew him must've had braces.

by FriskyLingo May 23, 2018


The Dogs Were Barking

An excuse for anything, whether someone lost in a game or did something stupid, it can be used whenever. No dogs have to be present nor does anything play part in the mishap, it is simply a phrase meant to be used when you want to make an excuse or a defense for something. Originated from Simi Valley

John: I wrecked you in basketball! You suck!
Nico: The dogs were barking! That was it!
John: Mhm sure they were!

Greg: Haha how did you trip on that rock?
James: The dogs were barking, so I didn't see it!

by PandaQ00 June 2, 2011


Bark and Ride

Noun and verb. A dogging site (outdoor sex venue) or the act of visiting a spot where dogging takes place.

Noun example: Friday night again! I know, I'll mug a couple of old ladies to pay for a greasy lamb donor and a 6-pack of Special Brew then I'll bury my bone at the local Bark and Ride on my way home.

Verb example: Let's bark an' ride, bitch! Sniff, sniff ..woof, woof!

by Patrick Staton, Guildford, UK February 14, 2011


doggie bark

A doggie park that has many barking dogs.

We went to a doggie bark today. Man, was it annoying.

by Ereck Flowers July 1, 2016


bark

mommy

bark

by biggymen January 3, 2022