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Baseball is a sport for kids that are too scared to play lacrosse, and can’t pick up a lacrosse stick
Ur mom: lil Timmy just scored a home run!
Me: baseball is trash, lacrosse is a million times better
baseball is a sport that is played by boys who rather hit balls than take care of them.
hey Jimbo, why do you still play Baseball? Lacrosse is for real men.
is when a male engages in any type of sex and goes deep enough to reach the base of the penis and the balls (testicles) hence the term 'Baseball'
Hey broski!! Last nigh me and Sarah boned and I hit baseball! I came so hard!
Gay as shit. Case fucking closed. If you want to play a sport that doesn’t suck camel dick go play lacrosse not a pussy sport like baseball.
Connor: I’m going out for the baseball team.
Ryan: Ok fag go play baseball you lil bitch.
Breaking News: Scientists found the cure for insomnia! It’s baseball!
Baseball is a sport played by pussys that can’t play a real sport. In baseball you sit around in your little dug out Aka hiding place wait for your turn to hit a ball and while doing that eat random unhealthy snacks.
Baseball player: hey Jordan did you grab the PlayStation it’s gonna be awhile
Friend: yeah wanna play some Fortnite
Smoking game where you take a hit of a bowl, pass it to the next person, keep the smoke in and dont let the smoke out until you have inhaled it and the bowl is back to you.
cmon man lets play baseball, im tryna get fadedddd.