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The nirvana of sex. One gains entry into this spritual place after giving sixty-nine different girls a 69er.
"Dude, what's 69th base?!" - Dominik
"That's where I got last night biatch!" - Ramesh
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The umovable 40% of America that will support Trump no matter the racist, mysoginistic, or xenophobic shit that he says or does. Generally made up of poorly-educated white Americans and hypocritical evangelists who are gullible, complicit and will forever be on the wrong side of history.
Trump knows the Trump base well.
"I love the poorly educated" (Feb 23rd, 2018)
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Going to your Grandmother/fathers house, walking in on them having sex, but they don't notice so you go into the closet and then find Narnia, so you go and get your signifigant other take them into Narnia, and fuck as hard as you can.
A: i so went to 62nd base last night!
B: Eww, you saw your grandparents fucking?
A: Yeah, but it was worth it for what happened in Narnia.
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Two trains on the same track are moving towards each other, each at a speed of 40 miles per hour. On the top of one train stand 50 naked guys with boners. On the other train stand 50 naked girls who are horny. What happens to the ones that don't fall off when the two trains run into each other is called 40th base.
Damn, i just got an orgasm from 40th base....it sure was pleasureful...
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reaching home base or fourth base is consumating the relationship by having sex, making love or fucking.
"We finally reached home base last night! Thankfully he had a condom on him because we were so horny we couldn't wait any longer"
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BASE jumping literaly stands for Building, Antenna, Span (bridge), Earth (cliff).
When skydiving isnt quite enough what do you do, base jump. Jumping from a fixed object. It is the craziest fucking shit ever. Basicaly you find a building or anything thats about 400ft and up, and jump off pulling your chute only seconds from the ground. If your reall skilled you do some flips and spins on the way down. There a some hot spots around the world like New River Gorge Bridge (USA), Petronas Towers (Kuala Lumpur, Malaysia), and many more.
BASE jumping is sick
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To start off, BASE jumping is an acronyme for Building Antenae (uninhabited tower) Span (bridge or arch) Earth. It is very similar to sky diving, however the is no plane. If you are to complete a BASE jump off of at least one of each of the four different genres covered in the acronyme BASE, you can apply for a BASE number. They are awarded sequentially starting with BASE-1 to the thousands.
The first BASE number was awarded to Phil Smith as BASE-1 in 1981.
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