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Similar to your mother's basement, except for the one key fact that, you do not game there for the rest of your life, but become a witness to your father's rapey motives and intentions. Can often find many missing people there that perfectly matching those wanted posters.
I found em. I gotta find the rest. Wait who's tha-
Deep down in the Father's Basement
The act of participating in sexual intercourse whilst being on bottom.
Friend: What’d you get up to last night?
Me: Wife was feeling frisky but I was tired so I did a little basement work.
A basement or attic dweller is typically a male over eighteen, often without a high school diploma or GED, who continues to live at home with his parent(s) without any ambition to move out or contribute to society. These individuals live in a perpetual state of ‘getting their shit together.’ Their daily routine often includes excessive marijuana use, contributing to a lack of motivation. They usually wake up around noon or later and stay up past midnight or later.
Comparable to hikikomori, basement dwellers never or rarely pay rent, lack a job or aspirations for further education, and lead an unhealthy lifestyle dominated by video games and junk food.
Their employment, if any, usually lasts only a few weeks before they quit or get fired. Many of these individuals are socially inept, misogynistic, and either obese, unhealthily skinny, or physically appear normal.
This phenomenon, more prevalent in the US and Canada, is becoming increasingly mainstream globally. While women can also be basement or attic dwellers, it is rarer.
There are subcategories within this group, including:
- The obese, anime-obsessed, heavy-breathing type who neglects personal hygiene.
- The ‘fake gangster’ (AKA Malibu’s Most Wanted), often white, obsessed with weed and mumble rap, adopting behaviors and slang (mainly the N-word) from popular rap culture.
Alan is a basement dweller, the guy is almost 30, living at his mom’s home, no job, just yelling at his video games and smoking weed, what a fucking loser!
When you sexually Dudu every someone in your moms basement
Your a basement pirate
After being up for days and the social circle has slowed to a minimal tongue flail everybody's still in the same basement doing their own weird shit
Which one of you basement gangsters disassembled my Nintendo
When you live in the basement at your parents house and troll extra hard to make yourself feel better about life. Everyone who trolls extra hard is assumed to be basement tweeting
You see all those troll comments? Basement tweeting alive and well.
A basement demon is a common yet vague term for the "Demons" or monsters that hunt you in the basement or a dark area or room after you turned off the lights in that area. Basically, it is a fear of something hunting you in the dark which makes people run for their lives after switching of the lights.
Related: Nyctophobia
"Bro I had a near escape from the basement demon yesterday"
"me too"
"what's a basement demon?"
"Did you spawn in the world as an adult or do you seriously not know what it means"