Ding Bat

A crazy individual

Man: Hey asshole!

Charles: Shut up ding bat, at least my mom doesn't suck cocks for a living.

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Bat Wing

When your ball sack gets stuck to the side of your leg, generally happens when men sit down and are sweaty.

You sit down, and you can feel your ball sack stuck to your leg. You might say to your friend, "i've got bat wing".


If heard by some forign people, they , may assume that you are calling your ball sack, bat wing, because it is black and hairy, like a bats wing.

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Ass Bats

A custom built paddle used by a teacher or parent to paddle the ass of a brat child who will not behave.

Ms. Jones used one of her best ass bats when Johnny was pulling the girl's ponytail.

Bat Cave

The most sacred of places in the whole multiverse, a place of true ascendance and powerful bat’age. Only a few know of the power held in the Bat Cave because many are not worth its power(see Buster for an example). Maintained by Mom and guarded by BrokeBoyKitty, Pop-eye, Buster the pup, Maggie and pup-pup. Fat Bats can be seen flying in and out 24/7, with the outside world not knowing how much actual drugs are in it...

Jason: Yo why can’t I come over?
StudJake: You are not high enough to enter the Bat Cave, you Buster ass nigga

Bat cave

When you’re fucking a girl doggystyle. You whip out a flash light and start shining it around all the walls. When she gets distracted you yell, “into the bat cave!” Then cram your dick in her ass.

I gave her the bat cave

spin the bat

Smoking Meth

"Wanna spin the bat?"

Bat Mappers

Bat Mappers are usually very toxic mappers. They make videos on how Albania will 'take over the world' which is EXTREMLY unrealistic, and they still use "Gay", "Kid" and "Serb" as an insult. (They hate Serbia.)

Person 1: Hey, have you heard of these Bat Mappers?
Person 2: No, but I know they make unrealistic mapping videos.
Person 1: Yeah, they also make Albania take over the sea which CAN'T be done.