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Being a lesbian.
You're not supposed to drink from your bathroom tap. The water is stagnant or full of dead birds or some shit. The water tastes weird, anyway.
It's not the right tap for drinking out of.
Ergh, no thanks love, I don't drink from the bathroom tap.
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Dolphin is a company. They make bathrooms. These bathrooms are for people who need special care. Therefore, they are called dolphin special care bathrooms.
This is a way of calling a person a retard.
A child was rolling around on the floor screaming and being rather odd. Sally said "Go to your dolphin special care bathroom".
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Fighting demons in your bathroom is when you have such a large, steamy shit you can barely breathe.
Person 1: Why did you take so long in there?
Person 2: Idk man, but I was fighting demons in the bathroom, don't go in there for a while.
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The effect of an unfortunate and rare diarreal bowel movement consisting of a wide radius of projectiles outside of the commode area, resembling that of a bodily explosion from the anus.
Person one: "Who is holding up the line to the restroom? They have been in there for more than twenty minutes!"
Person two: "I don't know, but they must be painting the bathroom a new color!"
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A baseline of raw sexual attraction by asking the question “Would you bang them in a Burger King Bathroom”
Person 1: Dude her personality is a little bitchy
Person 2: Based on your Burger King bathroom standard, would you bang her
the act in which you pursue a second minimum wage job and are so burnt out you’re essentially grinding the same thing everyday although the difference is there are separate restrooms at both places of work in which you may hide out (or shit)
Jessica: Aren’t you getting a little burnt out at your second job?
John: Same shit different bathroom!