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Nicholas : thinks he is tougher than he looks. little girls can beat him. and very slow runner

Nicholas is soft.

by supercalifragilisticexpialdoci April 10, 2011


Soft

Skipping out on plans , undedication, self demoralization

Not going to the gym because you are waiting for a phone call.

M: hey is blake coming to the gym?
C: no, that Blake kid is so soft.

by Conered Gym Rats April 20, 2011


soft serve

used to describe a type of rapper who is too clean cut to rap about bitches, blunts, bling, cars, guns, and/or yayo. Usually has undeserved smug viewpoint of self.

Often fronting on some esoteric bullshit like being from outer space, pondering whether God is a she, or writing an entire album about dreaming.

Responsible for the decline of hardcore rap and the rise of rappers like Drake

man, lupe fiasco's newest joint is way too soft serve for me. it's makin my penis soft!

by all shitley September 14, 2011


soft-served

The act of blowing a load out of your non-erect penis.

The first time I touched a girl's nipple I soft-served through my jean shorts.

by WisconsinBenjamin January 10, 2011


Soft Pretzel

The equivalent to whiskey dick. When you're so drunk and your mind is ready to fuck but your dick doesn't cooperate no matter how hot or perverted the girl is.

I couldn't get my soft pretzel in her box so I put it in her mouth instead.

by Chuck Schick February 18, 2010


soft tag

Placing one's name in the caption of a photo posted on Facebook instead of tagging him/her because he/she wishes not to be tagged for a variety of reasons.

Mike didn't want to be tagged in that picture of him in drag in fear of potential employers seeing it. So I soft tagged him in the caption instead.

by Gemini1 December 14, 2008


Soft Top

A top thats more subby than the power bottom you fucked last week. This term also disproves the common thought that Sub=Bottom which it doesn't.

"Wait so He's not a bottom?!?"
"I know he seems like one, but he's a Top so..."
"Ah he's a Soft top makes sense."

by Celyste April 19, 2022