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Something lots of middle school boys have because they masturbate wayyy too much
Friend: Did you feel how soft Randy's hands are!? He has like, REALLY soft hands!
Me: Um...that's because he has been doing a lot of business down there if you know what I mean ;)
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a game which that involves masturbating in a group (circle jerk) over a cookie. The first person to blast jizz onto the cookie wins. The last person to blow their load eats the cookie, hence, soft cookie.
You lost faggot now eat that damn cookie.
Dude you better stroke harder or you will be eating that soft cookie.
Damn DK, you sure gobbled that soft cookie down.
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used to describe a type of rapper who is too clean cut to rap about bitches, blunts, bling, cars, guns, and/or yayo. Usually has undeserved smug viewpoint of self.
Often fronting on some esoteric bullshit like being from outer space, pondering whether God is a she, or writing an entire album about dreaming.
Responsible for the decline of hardcore rap and the rise of rappers like Drake
man, lupe fiasco's newest joint is way too soft serve for me. it's makin my penis soft!
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The act of blowing a load out of your non-erect penis.
The first time I touched a girl's nipple I soft-served through my jean shorts.
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The equivalent to whiskey dick. When you're so drunk and your mind is ready to fuck but your dick doesn't cooperate no matter how hot or perverted the girl is.
I couldn't get my soft pretzel in her box so I put it in her mouth instead.
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Placing one's name in the caption of a photo posted on Facebook instead of tagging him/her because he/she wishes not to be tagged for a variety of reasons.
Mike didn't want to be tagged in that picture of him in drag in fear of potential employers seeing it. So I soft tagged him in the caption instead.
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A top thats more subby than the power bottom you fucked last week. This term also disproves the common thought that Sub=Bottom which it doesn't.
"Wait so He's not a bottom?!?"
"I know he seems like one, but he's a Top so..."
"Ah he's a Soft top makes sense."
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