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What Jotaro Kujo loves to watch
Jotaro is secretly jerking off to Dolphin Porn
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The act of excreting upon an erect penis held down and using the spring-back motion of the penis to launch the excrement in a diving board like manner into the waiting mouth of a hungry homosexual.
Neil-"oh man, i was wasted last night, apparently we gave steve a bakers dolphin, hopefully he doesn't remember"
Steve-"oh why does my mouth taste like someone took a dump in it"
Jeff- "might want to brush your teeth mate"
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When he tries to put it in the wrong place and she make a sound like a dolphin that sounds like she says nuh uh.
I heard them having dolphin sex again.
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The act of two people spreading thier cheeks and rubbing the butt holes against each other
I walked in on my parents giving each other a dolphin kiss
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having anal sex with a female or male and the receiver turns and faces the giver and says nuh-uh nuh-uh sounding like a dolphin. kudos to sean!
Hunter so gave WOAH-livia the angry dolphin last night and he felt like he was in the ocean!
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Dolphin Kick is when you are hooking up with a chick for one of the first few times and you try to put it in her ass, and she tenses up and squirms to dodge to insertion.
Kelly dolphin kicked when I tried to put it in her ass.
I got $5 bucks on it, she dolphin kicks before you can get it in.
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To unequivocally, totally, and utterly fail at life.
Carlos Mencia, Paris Hilton, candy corn, Night Trap, Sewer Shark, any dipping sauces other than buffalo and ranch, Jean-Claude Van Damme, Kevin Fedderline, Uwe Boll, Michael Bay, MTV, Fred Savage except for his role in Rules of Attraction. All of these things, and anything else you like, blow the dolphin.
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