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Sterilize it before you terrorize it

To thoroughly disinfect a woman's vagina before one pounds it (pussy) with his usually unprotected penis. (See dick, dong, dootoo, etc...)

I admonished the young man to "sterilize it before you terrorize it," as he walked out of the bar with the local slut.

by Bazho Underbaggage February 28, 2016

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weed before sexual need

Meaning that although girls can be a main part of your life, Mary Jane will always have a place in heart for you.

"Weed before sexual need bro"

by 420bro's June 6, 2014

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The Great Rahul (Peace Be Before Him)

The Great Rahul (Peace Be Before Him), also known as the prince of peppers, the king of cucumbers, is superior being.
The Great Rahul (Peace Be Before Him) has a bag which is bigger than he is. This bag comes in handy when blocking corridors and/ or knocking people of their feet.
The Great Rahul (Peace Be Before Him) also has a nephew who goes by the name of Ben Twig (another superior being) who he keeps in his Big Bag.

"OMG, The Great Rahul (Peace Be Before Him) just defeated Shaggy in a pepper eating contest."
"The Great Rahul (Peace Be Before Him) just knocked me out of a window with his bag. Thankfully I had Ben Twig there to break my fall."

by Wagwan Bluuuud May 20, 2019


Before Ze Germans Get here

(Idiom) You are working too slow.

The base is rather obviously World War Two, and the source is southern Britain, flooded by fleeing French with a Ze accent. The term was used by British towards French to make them work faster so there was a hope of liberation.

Come on Pierre, before ze germans get here we need that milk crate!

by Kung-Fu Jesus May 10, 2004

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GET OUT BEFORE THE SPIDERS HATCH

Its used as an alternative to the expression ' to close the stable door after the horse has bolted. ' for example it is relevant to leaving a situation that is liable to impending doom. Imagine a giant huntsman bursting open with thousands of spiders running around your house. Also relevant to teachers leaving their profession before having a nervous breakdown.

My mate stole from her employer and thought she got away with it but staff stopped speaking to her all of a sudden, so I said to her, don't you think its time to get out before the spiders hatch.

by LIZARDCHOPS January 26, 2018


leave the church before the singing begins

coitus interruptus

When all of a sudden - in the midst of things - she told me she wasn't on the pill, it was clear to me I had to leave the church before the singing begins.

by icefields January 31, 2009

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Sore-from-the-night-before-dog

When David Ordog returns from a particularly rough night with his male clientele.

Sore-from-the-night-before-dog just stumbled in. Let's hope Ryan didn't see him.

by Damion69 October 31, 2010

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