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Wanna look at a good joke book? read the Holy Bible
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1989 by Taylor Swift - no pop album can compete with the lush melodies and synths of 1989. The bridge on “Out of the woods” by its self is already a masterpiece. Songs like Blank Space, Wildest Dreams & Style are just 3 hits from an album packed with chart toppers that represent the variety in the sonic palette for the album. Not to mention it spawned one of the biggest singles of all time “Shake It Off” - everyone and they’re grandmother knows that song.
Friend : “Did you know 1989 is the most awarded pop album in history?”
Me: Duh it’s the bible of pop
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An individual who lives by the principles of the Bible, and follows the teachings of Jesus Christ as a way of life. Jesus' followers are called Christians. A Christian is a disciple of Jesus, and a disciple means a follower. Bible thumpers (aka Christians) live by the fact that the Bible is the living Word of God, and live their lives in a way that pleases and glorifies God, in order to assure salvation in heaven.
You know Jason? He's a Bible thumper. He's always trying to convert me into Christianity, because the Bible is telling him to. He keeps on telling me that I'll be going to hell if I don't accept Jesus as my Lord and Saviour.
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A condition whereby a person fully capable of intellectual discourse suspends his/her rational faculties.
Jack: You cannot see the wind so therefore you cannot prove it exists—but it's there! The same thing applies to god, he is everywhere even though we can't see him.
Jill: On the contrary, we can feel the wind and see it carrying particles. We can't 'see' it in the traditional sense but—
Pete: Jill, ju-just, just, don't worry about it. Jack's suffering from bible brain.
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A sausage, first called "Bible Banger" in Antioch c. 50 A.D.
Scottish Atheist: Hoot mon! What are ye havin' for breakfas'?
Baptist: Bible Bangers and Cock-a-Leekie Soup. But I just woke up, and I'll have to be at me Bible for a few minutes first. Bible before Bible Bangers, I always say.
Scottish Atheist: Aye, yer a foookin Bible Banger.
Baptist: Not so! Those ones in yon fryin' pan next to the pot o' Cock-a-Leekie soup is Bible Bangers. Shall I cook one up for ye, Friend Atheist?
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Bible Study is when kids called Mildred, Kathy, Bennet, Marcanthony, and December go to an abandoned building and sniff cocaine as well as do other crazy ass white people drugs.
"Hey Mildred you coming to Bible Study this Friday?"
"Wouldn't miss it Marcanthony. I am so ready to praise the lord and do a line of cocaine!"
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Is a code word for sex. I made it up in high school, so people that didn't know what it was still thought we were good kids
Tyson & Lindsay just left to go read the bible.
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