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When one busts a bieber, they release a mixture of gases whose smell resembles a fat guys anus which has been stuffed with rotten eggs. Not only does the flatulence have the potency to make eyes burn drywall to rupture, the smell permeates any textiles or porous substances, rendering the textile or porous substance useless until it has been properly cleaned. Depending on the magnitude of the ripped bieber, the smell may linger in the air for at least 20 minutes or up to an hour. Its horrid smell renders all air fresheners useless, as its smell cannot be eliminated or masked by anything until it disperses.
Bob: OH MY F*CKING GOD, WHO JUST BUSTED A BIEBER???Becky: OH NO, MY FINE LINENS, THEY ARE RUINED!
Fat Guy across the street: sorry. I didnt mean to Bust A Bieber
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an illness affecting little girls, and some guys,to become addicted to the high pictched voice of Justin Bieber.. and an attraction to:
-gayness
-skater hair
-immaturity/ lack of puberty
-American wannabees
-little boys
may result in lack of anything normal and becoming homosexual or insane.
Person 1: dude, she just b*tch slapped my mom for saying she didn't like Justin Bieber.
Person 2: that's a classic symptom of Bieber Fever.
Girl: Don't f*ck with the Biebs!!!!!!
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Justin Bieber is a talentless loser with no life. He is a plain haired, buck toothed, high pitched, dick fucking faggot who represents the acne on the face of the vast musical culture. He is a 16 year old homosexual that sounds like a 6 year old girl. Honestly, I used to sound like him until I turned 5 years old. He TRIES to black and pretends to skateboard but is really on wires 24:7. Overall, he's a talentless loser, yet some how fan girls think his hair makes him handsome and talented. He will NEVER even be SOMEWHAT decent musician OR actor OR a person.
I used to sound like Justin Bieber until I turned 5 Years Old.
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A lovely, caring 16 year old singer. He is grounded by his sudden success. Don't hate on him ... but don't worship him. Let him be.
Justin Bieber
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a boy, who sings like a girl... somehow all of the girls love him.
girl justin bieber
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1. The act of kicking a male between the legs with enough force to cause the pitch of their voice to raise as high as a prepubescent girl's, or Justin Bieber's voice.
1. Get over here, or I'll Justin Bieber you!
2. My ex Justin Bieber'd me.. it was the most embarrassing moment ever.
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a 16 year old pop/R&B singer. he's from Stradford, Ontario (Canada), and became discovered off of YouTube, by a male manager named Scooter Braun, who then introduced him into Usher. Justin Bieber is signed to Island Records. he has two albums: MY WORLD, and MY WORLD 2.0. (MY WORLD 2.0. is the highest scoring album on the charts by an independent male singer, since Stevie Wonder in 1963!!!) he has 17 songs total, and all of them except for one (down to earth) is talking about love for a girl. justin claims to have started dating at age 13, but he still hasn't found "the one".... but hey, he's 16, he still has a lot of life ahead of him!!
Date of Birth: March 1st 1994
Lisa: hey, have you heard of this song called "baby"?? i heard its by the Jonas Brothers..
Kristy: no, that's by "Justin Bieber".....
Lisa: who's "Justin Bieber"???
Kristy: haha!!! The next big thing!!!
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