fit bird

A remarkably attractive young woman; i.e. skinny, long-legged, well-dressed, and potentially a high fashion model.

1. Check out the fit bird at eight o'clock.

2. This place is a bummer, man--I haven't seen a fit bird in the joint since we've been here.

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Port Bird

A girl from Port Glasgow; a shit hole between a shit hole called Paisley and another shit hole called Greenock, best descirbed as Scotlands answer to the Essex girl!

"Hello my name's Irene and I'm fae tha Port, fancy a blow job"?

What's the difference between a Port Bird and a Walrus? One smells of fish and has a moustache, the other one's a Walrus!

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early bird

1. a person who wakes up early

2. a person who arrives early

I am an early bird, but I do sleep in on weekends.

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bird seeding

when you feed birds

"sorry i gotta go do some bird seeding. talk to you later!"

Bird chest

Skinny, Having absolutely no chest at all. No muscle mass no cuts.

Related to: names like Arthur Anthony weak people etc

One blow to the chest was all it took, he had a bird chest.

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Bird Dawg

When you convince a Buffalo wild wings waitress to go into the men's stall with you and after she drops her pants, you grab her by the ankles while she holds onto the toilet, you lift her like a wheelbarrow and you raw dawg her after she serves you your wings, and give her way more than the tip.

Bird dawg. Noun. I just did the bird dog with my waitress at bdubs. Knocked the bottom out of her.

Alex Bird

He is a legal bird who got created in a lab and also a very good rock climber

Name: Alex Bird
Opinion on Bosnia: legal
Favourite colors: legal colors
Age: 12,5 so basically 13
Color: legal