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When someone says happy birthday and it is not your birthday then that means they got cake or want to give you cake. (Not the dessert kind....)
"Thanks for the cake but it's not my birthday...."
"Happy Birthday ;)"
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Any day in which your girlfriend will let you have anal sex with her. Can be used in past, present and future tenses.
Dude, I bought my girlfriend this awesome choclate browine, and in return it was my birthday!
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1) A gathering/celebration of why our not special or no one cares 2) Everyone/everything has a date of creation, hence the birth day. 3) Just another bullshit holiday for the already barely-getting-by-on-my-shitty-pay-month-to-month pay checks so to become pressured to celebrate the many and continue to make those in power richer (why they sleep) and you go back home to your programmed existence.
Ex. 1) Friend A: "It's my birthday today!"
Friend B : "Hey, Happy Birthday!"
Ex. 3) Friend A: "It's my birthday today!"
Friend B : "Hey, Happy Birthday!"
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A single giant cookie. Given at the time of ones birthday instead of a gift and or cake
Happy Birthday, here's a Birthday cookie, its not for sharing.
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The time when a boy/girl turns 17 and grows a tail.
"hey Martha, did you see the tail on that guy?"
"oh yeh, he is hot! Did I tell you I was at his seventeenth birthday?".
"Tail is a euphemism btw".
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When you are not invited to a birthday party because you are lame.
Did Nick get invited to that hot girl's birthday party?
Nah, he took her on a lame date so she gave him the Birthday Shaft!
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The only occasion on which short people are allowed to participate in certain activities, like pick-up basketball games or parties.
(Gary Coleman's birthday)
Gary Coleman: "Yo 50, is it cool if I go to that big party you're throwin' next tonight? G-G-G-Unit."
50 Cent: "Go shorty, it's your birthday."
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