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A sexual position where you are doing your significant other "doggy style" at which point you tell them to bite down on an apple while simultaneously throwing a blanket over them.
I was out getting drunk and ended up going home with a fat chick. I made the best of it by turning her into a piggy in a blanket.
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A woman who might not appear at first to have anything going for her, but on closer inspection under the 'dust blanket' you can see definite potential.
She was a bit like MFI visually, but you knew there was something under that dust blanket that would reveal a Charles the 2nd chaise lounge
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A pass to do anything as long as it's "under the blanket" (no holds barred). Could start off as just snuggling, but end up in explicit activity (i.e Netflix n Chill).
Him: Is it possible to get a blanket pardon on the first date?
Her : Depends on how much you spend on dinner...
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A separate blanket then you normally sleep with that you use to masterbait with.
My jizz blanket is hard and crusty with seaman because I haven't washed it in weeks.
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That same thing as a dutch oven, but only in China.
Ha! Ha! "Chinese blanket!"
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"dude ima go wrap the pigs in a blanket"
"ok Chuck"
"raaisins :)"
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1. racial term, unsure meaning, still use at your own risk.
2. you couldnt think of anything else to say when you are angry.
3. 5-0 in an unmarked car
4. sexual term for doing a fat girl
1. Angry racist man: NOT A FINGER! YOU, YOU, PIG IN A BLAKET!
2. See example 1, take out the racist part
3. Car with cb radio: Breaker breaker
Respond: Whats your 20?
Cb radio: We got a pig in a blanket patrolling North Witchduck.
Respond: Copy that. Snowman out.
4. James: Why you goin wit that fat chick man?
Unnamed baseball related friend: Man she get your meat goin like a pig in a blanket.
James: Thats just wrong...
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