When God’s word is blasted up your ass.
The act of bible blasting is quite interesting.
To have a violent / explosive toilet experience.
Kevin: “Hey Dan, How are ya?”
Dan: “Excellent! Just ate 3 fish tacos and I’m ready to Blast The Bowl!”
Kevin: “You’re fucked man.”
A loud, deep fart in bed with your butt on the mattress, making a bassy noise that shakes the bed.
Person 1: *does a Bed Blast*
Person 2: Woah! That shook the bed!
When a male, cat, or women spew milk from their nipples. Kinda like popping a pimple.
Ex. I'm about to nipple blast these kids!
The act of sharing so hard you go back to the Cold War.
Man I ate Taco Bell last night and now I’m crack blasting non stop
Best described as the unmistakable first blast of a large bowel movement that reverberates through the thin bathroom walls of a cheap motel. This foul deed is often accompanied by giggles and/or disapproving comments depending upon the age and gender of the audience.
While deep in the middle of an Adult Swim marathon, the three young gentlemen watching the show were both humored and amazed by the incredible musket blast that came from the adjoining bathroom and literally shook their sleeping quarters to the core.
When you cum so hard that you get thrown out of a vagina.
Last night I penis blasted this girl so hard that I got thrown against the wall