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The kind of person that spends time uploading boring and pointless videos on YouTube with the value of being so bad, that they are hilarious.
Commonly, this person thinks they are watched by hundreds of people and act as if they are an important TV celebrity, but are actually only watched by about 3 people. They will make announcements such as upcoming videos, why they haven't posted videos recently and other shit people do not care about.
They will also post video responses to other users which actually have a decent audience so that they can get attention, also trying to emulate popular memes and web videos, but tend to miss the point and fail miserably.
YouTube Boob: "Hello YouTubers, today im going to rant and review about Sonic The Hedgehog, in a pretty much sense it is.."
User: "Lolwut?"
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When your lass lays her breast on your shoulder "boob parrot!"
Boobparrot me will ya, it's been a tough day. Oh yeah....boob parrot is the best...
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Breast implants that are so fake and cheap looking that they look like they came from Walmart.
Look at Jessica, she went to get plastic surgery so her boyfriend would stop watching porn, and now she has walmart boobs.
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The inevitably sad, visual and physical derangement, that the ravages of time and the relentless effect of gravity impart to the otherwise youthful, buxom, robust condition that is the female bosom.
Oh, ho-lee-shit!! I haven's seen that rack since college; back then it was worthy, full and fun...now the bitch just has a sad set of schloppy boobs! WTF, get some fuckin surgery or something...
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When a guy rubs his penis on and between a girls breasts then ejaculates on them
Chad : My dick's hard can you please comfort it?
Kiersten : Would you like some Boob Sex my breasts have been lonely as of late thanks to your wife?
Chad : Yes please your breast's are so amazing!
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when you accidently touch a females boob by accient by reaching for something in front of her.
Okay, uh-uh, no, I did not just graze your boob.
Oops boob graze
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When you forget to put your phone on lock before shoving it into your bra, your boobs will dial numbers every time you move them.
-My Phone Was Vibrating Throughout The Whole Math Class!
*Takes out phone from bra*
--Who Was Calling You?
-No One!I Was Boob Dialing The Whole Time!I Forgot To Lock It!
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