When breast tissue is still growing, i.e. in puberty. Therefore said breasts take on an odd cone-like shape that is referred to as 'pooberty boobs' due to the assonance.
Dude did you those boobs?
Yeah still pooberty boobs, they'll come in handy soon enough
the ability to return broken or normally un-returnable items to the store due to favortism for having a large chest.
mandi spilled water on her brand new macbook pro and got it replaced for free under the boob warranty.
When a girl has huge boobs but choses to hide them from society through tricks and wizardry
Jake - "Oh my god! I never knew Tara had such big boobs!"
Blake - "Yeah she totally has undercover boobs!"
A derivation from the expression "that's what she said" but used as a reference to porn movies that typically depict normal conversation followed by abrupt sex after some type of sly or cheesy comment.
May be abbreviated CTB on the internet (in forums, blogs, etc.)
Rick: This amusement park has been great.
Jane: Yeah! I've had so much on all the rides...and with you.
Bystander: Just cut to the boobs.
*abrupt sex scene in random bedroom*
Terry: You're really good at math.
Emily: That's not the only thing I'm good at.
Bystander: Seriously, just cut to the boobs.
*abrupt sex scene*
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The kind of person that spends time uploading boring and pointless videos on YouTube with the value of being so bad, that they are hilarious.
Commonly, this person thinks they are watched by hundreds of people and act as if they are an important TV celebrity, but are actually only watched by about 3 people. They will make announcements such as upcoming videos, why they haven't posted videos recently and other shit people do not care about.
They will also post video responses to other users which actually have a decent audience so that they can get attention, also trying to emulate popular memes and web videos, but tend to miss the point and fail miserably.
YouTube Boob: "Hello YouTubers, today im going to rant and review about Sonic The Hedgehog, in a pretty much sense it is.."
User: "Lolwut?"
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When your lass lays her breast on your shoulder "boob parrot!"
Boobparrot me will ya, it's been a tough day. Oh yeah....boob parrot is the best...
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Breast implants that are so fake and cheap looking that they look like they came from Walmart.
Look at Jessica, she went to get plastic surgery so her boyfriend would stop watching porn, and now she has walmart boobs.
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