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A restaurant founded by actor and meth dealer, Brad Pitt. This wonderful place was founded in the year 2007, and is located on the top of Mt. Vesuvius in Dallas, TX. Millions of visitors come each year from all around the world to try dishes such as "dick on a stick," "stick on a dick," and "fried fish." For more information, search Brad's Butterscotch Dicksicle Cafe on Google. This place is the shit, no toilet. However, they do have PUBLIC bathrooms near the main entrance. And we're talkin PUBLIC. If you'd like to be seen by multiple people of all nationalities while taking a shit, come on down.
George: "Man, I'm hungry."
Jorge: "Dude, let's go to Brad's butterscotch dicksicle cafe! I hear they have the best fried fish!"
George: "Who gives a fuck about the fish, I'm lookin for that dick on a stick!"
Jorge: "I can help you out with that right here. No need to go to Dallas. Just fetch me that chopstick over there."
George: "......"
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A wicked awesome set of matching kayaks that often are seen enjoying the crisp waters of the Pacific Northwest.
We should take brad and chad 2.0 on the lake and paddle our butts off!
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The act of conuming too much alcohol and trading oral favors with a strange woman who is 15 years your senior.
Dude!! DO NOT be a drunken Brad!!
it is in poor "taste" to tongue a stranger's birth canal after consuming 15 jello shots!!!
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Everywhere All Over The Place- Brad
hey brad this is my apology letter im extremely sorry for all the mean words im sorry brad
sorry by Kenzie
brad is actually really safe brad im sorry safe bredwin
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Lack of sensitivity.
A personality disorder where guys are unable to understand why something is hurtful.
(because Jennifer Aniston said that Brad is missing a sensitivity chip)
"My boyfriend doesn't even understand why this has upset me, he must have a case of Brad Pitt Syndrome"
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A phrase frequently used by most Filipinos when they are mad.
Puke - Pussy
ng - of
ina - a mother
naman - "it is"
brad! - BRO!
PUKE NG INA NAMAN BRAD! Why did you steal my girlfreand bro?!
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