The act of eating out a pussy while simultaneously sucking a dick.
"Dude, I just gave Sally and Harry an Oakland Breakfast."
"Nice! How did it feel to have two people in your mouth at the same time?"
When one substitutes the first and most important meal of the day to use their computer instead.
I was going to go make myself some bacon and eggs, but I ended up having a computer breakfast instead.
A slag's breakfast is a form of the traditional morning meal, except it's a cigarette and a coffee.
I'm just popping out for a slag's breakfast. Do you want anything from the shop?
noun;
The act of violently forcing another persons face into their own taint/twat. Either pushing down forwards or bending backwards (scorpion)
Sean was acting like a real douchenozzel, so I gave him a hot taint breakfast.
When a female wakes her partner by silently lowering her privates down onto the sleeping persons face. They awaken to a face full of lady parts for a pleasant surprise.
Oh my, i woke Henry up with a Labia Breakfast the other day, he was so surprised that he didn't know what to do. He said he loved it.
An indie rock band fronted by Korean American Michelle Zauner. The band is named after anime gifs of japanese breakfasts.
Japanese Breakfast are my favorite band.
When you take a bowl movement in the shower. Waffle stomp your bowl movement, then ingest said waffle.
See Waffle stomp
Jeff was a lot of things,but he was never late. To save time in the morning,he'd usually just stomp out a shower breakfast.