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A person whose personality and lifestyle are heavily influenced by the gym. All of their life choices usually revolve around lifting and proper nutrition.
"All the gym bros have the same Instagram for you page"
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A boy's ass that is reserved specifically for his best bro when he needs to dump a hot load. No homo.
"Hey bro, my gf just dumped me. Could use your bro-hole right about now."
"Sure bro, be right over."
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When one bro gives fellatio to another. Just bros being bros, hanging out, being dudes.
Mike: "Man, I'm so down about Megan breaking up with me."
Josh: "I'm sorry, buddy, would a bro-job make you feel better?"
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When a bro has no interest in a female due to his bro's past or present feelings for her.
Bro: Yo, you into that girl?
Bro #2: Nah dude, she's been bro-sidelined cause of Bro #3.
Bro: Shit man, I didn't know, I'll ease off then.
Bro #3: Thanks bros.
The Soul Bro or "Soulbro" is the one and only best male friend for you, one that you can feel in your heart and soul that they have been destined to become more than your best friend. They are the other half of your life of friendship and they both have complete trust of each other. They are like the opposite gender soulmate but to a higher extent. Relationship can be platonic, and can include sexual activity
Like soulmates, except between two males (hence Soul Bros) such as brothers or close friends, aka "bros."
- "Your my Soulbro, I can trust you completely, and we are always thinking about each other. I love you bro."
- "I love you too man, we are always there for each other no matter what because your my soulbro"
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The greatest insult ever written:
No offense bro but you are the ugliest motherfucker I have ever seen. If I didn't know any better I'd assume your mom was a titty waitress at Hooters, got pregnant, was fired for her slump appearance, then couldn't afford an abortion so she had the local kids try and whack her bulging fetus like a piñata.
Only you survived and that's how you ended up with such a disfigured face. Either that or you got baptized with scolding hot coffee. I bet if a blind kid felt your face he'd be asking why there's a pizza on this camel's ass.
shits disgusting bro, get it sorted or at least wear a bucket over your head or something.
Peace.
Forum user: Am I ugly? Picture included
Forum troll: No offence bro...
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