Broke Ass

Emily

Emily is a broke ass

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broke girl discount

A broke girl willing to perform sexual favors for a discount (mainly looking for a 100% discount/free)

"Wendy was looking to get the broke girl discount on a ride home yesterday"

Broke Dick Dog

A very bad situation that you wouldn't wish on your worst enemy. Or in this case the lowliest creature on earth. A broke-dick dog.

Dutch: Hey Billy, give me a way out of this hole. Aerial says we are cut off.

Billy: The only way outta here is that valley that leads to the east. But I wouldn't wish that on a Broke Dick Dog.

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stump broke horse

A horse that is trained to back up to a stump. The owner of said horse then proceeds to stand on the stump, and vigorously fornicates the horse.

Cowpoke - "Is that a stump broke horse?"
Rancher - "Yeah, I backed 'er up to a stump and fucked the shit out of 'er jes last night.

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broke your neck

The art of getting your friends to quickly look at something, making them twist or jerk their neck as fast as possible to look at what you pointed out. ie: hot girl, nice car, etc...

Andre: Hey Helder, check out the tits on that girl.
Helder: *quickly jerks nearly spraining his neck*
Andre: Ohhh my BROKE YOUR NECK!

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Broke Ya Neck

When you point out something to make someone else look quickly, but what you said was there really isn't. It is only a broken neck if the person turns their head to look at it. If you did break their neck, then you place your hand on the back of their neck and "run it". If you really look, but said you didn't and don't accept the fact that you got your neck broken, this is called being a Cowan or Matt Cowan.

James: Oh my god, Stru, look! It's snowing outside.
Stru: *quickly looks but it is actually a bright sunny day*

James: Broke ya neck! *runs Stru's neck*
Stru: ...Fuck!

or

Cacioppo: Yo Cow! Is that Mark over at the basketball court?
Cowan: *looks towards the court and nobody is there*
Cacioppo: Damn! Broke ya neck!
Cowan: What the fuck are you talking about I didn't look at all!
Cacioppo: Ay..don't be a Cowan.

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Broke Boy Diet

A diet of broke boys who can only
Supply weed and liquor for survival. They can't take their significant other to fancy restauraunts because they can't afford it.

Me: hey Ashley , you should double date with me and Ron.
Jenny: I can't. My boyfriend has me on a broke boy diet

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