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When two people of the opposite sex accidentally bump into each other in a sexual type of way.
" hey James, I just bumped junk with Ashley last period to try to flirt with her, I think it worked."
" Ya right, you wished it would."
An advanced technique for publicly snorting cocaine without drawing attention. Cocaine is discreetly poured into the slightly cupped palm of choice and brought upwards across the face. Accurate palm position, fluidity of movement and well timed inhalation are necessary for proper execution. Onlookers will disregard the gesture due to perceptual blindness.
WARNING: This is an advanced technique due to the necessitated precision and high risk of smearing cocaine across the face.
Old Uncle Ronnie's party hardened white stache camouflages and stores the common aftermath of an arthritic palm bump.
A "troll-bump" is the exact same thing as a "fist-bump" (search "fist bump" if you don't know what that is) but used among and between trolls upon successful trolling.
*class was canceled*
Troll 1: Mark, you're late for class! Ask Troll 2!
Mark: Really troll 2?!
Troll 2: Yes! Hurry, run!
*Mark runs off to class*
Troll 1 and Troll 2: *Troll-bump*
1. An incestuous act with patriotic overtones.
2. Sexually abusing a sex worker, and covering it up with hush money.
- Greg was trump bumping his cousin the whole time they were up there "storming the capital" on January 6th, 2022.
- Many royals of the past engaged in Trump bumping in an effort to preserve their royal bloodlines (for the good of the nation, of course.)
what happens when there is miscommunication and one person goes for a fist bump while the other goes for a high five.
even more awkward is the chest bump version of the bump five.
obama and rahm emanuel shared an awkward celebratory fist bump five soon after they won the election.
ray lewis collided violently with poe in an impromptu chest bump five. poe sustained a sprained wrist and bruised ribs.
When you do a favor for a friend, they owe you a bump.
Austin ask's Jesse to get him liquor, now he owes him a gratitude bump.
Bumps that are detected by the rectal tissue as they pass during a bowel movement created from eating copious amounts of corn. This is especially apparent when the anus is already inflammed from roids or itchy because of other dietary choices that were unwise.
I could feel all my corn bumps from all that corn salsa with my asshole as I took a nice greasy shit this morning.