After a high level of cocaine consumption a person may begin “chewing air burgers”.
A person grinding or chomping their jaw after blowing back a few gator tails.
Guy 1: “yo how many lines did Ricky slam!?”
Guy 2: “I don’t know bro! But look at him he’s chewing air burgers over there!”
A person who or plans to order a burger at the last minute.
It's 1 minute before closing time, and this burger bouncer came in!
When you're high and went to Starbucks for no reason and said: "uh, a burger?"
A cashier at Starbucks. "what can I get you?" High person. "uh a burger?'
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When you go to your friend’s apartment to grill some burgers and end up smashing some cheeks instead.
“What ingredients did you use on your burgers?”
“Buttered buns… Smashed Burgers… mayo”
"I hope you two had fun"
A stupid, lazy, asshole that complains about stupid shit. Gives false information. And constantly pronounces words wrong.
For fuck sake, Ken. Will you please stop being a Dick Burger.
Where you fuck someone in the eye while their very drunk and it makes their eyes yellow
I gave that girl a yellow burger last night
Normal human: "Bro these zingy burgers are fucking trash."
Gourmet chef: "Sorry some rat made that disgusting pile of shit."