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Justin Bieber

Some kid who sings. He's not actually bad in comparison to what is out there, but in comparison to what SHOULD be out there, he's not good. Same goes for his lyrics but since we are in a phase where one good reframe is enough for a good song, there's actually nothing wrong with him.

He has looks and he has a decent personality compared to, for example, some boy you'd meet regularly in your life. People who hate on him are following a fad or have some kind of personal problem, most likely esteem issues, but there are many other famous people in the world who should be hated much more for similar reasons people claim is why they hate him (i.e. him being talentless instead of him being good-looking and talentless).

He's as arrogant as a typical teenage boy and his voice is rather high, but both he will probably grow out of, similar to how there is a chance he will also grow out of his fame since these things usually have a life-expectancy.

Guy1: Justin Bieber has no penis.
Guy2: ...Right, I thought this gathering was about thinking up ways to end world hunger.

Girl1: Omg, I hate that girl-woman Bieber. He is setting such a bad example for America.
Girl2: Because we should definitely be blaming some kid instead of say, the parents raising America.

Guy: He can't sing and he's a fucking loser.
Girl: Are you sure that's why you hate him and it's not because you actually just like me without realizing it and I, like many, many teeny-boppy girls, have many posters of him, especially next to the stack of Twilight books by my bedside table?

by CEnn March 4, 2012

12πŸ‘ 33πŸ‘Ž


Justin Bieber

18 year old, Canadian male singer, that got his big break by posting videos of him singing and playing guitar on Youtube. Was wanted by both famous singers Justin Timberlake and Usher. Was signed to Usher and his label in late 2008.

Has had three platinum albums, 3 Grammy nominations, a world tour, best selling book, sold out the iconic Madison Square Garden in 22 minutes, blockbuster movie, best selling fragrance, has some of the largest fans in the world, has worked with Chris Brown, Ludacris, Boyz II Men, Drake, Mike Posner, Lil Wayne, Stevie Wonder, Usher, The Band Perry, etc.

Has had the celebrity girlfriends of Jasmine Villegas and Selena Gomez. Is hated by people that don't get Selena Gomez' vagina every night.

And...he's only 18.

Hater: Justin Bieber is a talentless fag and has no fans.
Fan of his music: I can't hear you over the Grammy nominations.

by Bitches got owned. March 24, 2012

16πŸ‘ 48πŸ‘Ž


justin bieber

a kid who probably wishes sometimes that he could be just like the rest of us, unfamous and normal. all haters already know theyre jealous of him deep down in their hearts, so i wont even go there. i dont love bieber, but i dont hate him either, because i have no reason to, and nobody else does either.

justin bieber has been going strong for a few years and hasnt washed up yet like everyone has predicted.

by greeneyes7377 June 19, 2011

14πŸ‘ 42πŸ‘Ž


Justin Bieber

Justin Bieber – The Teenage Singing Phenomenon. You can’t find an old soul inside Justin Bieber. But when you listen to the young singer, you will realize that Justin Bieber is way ahead his seniors in the pop music industry.

The fact that Justin Bieber became really famous in a very young age drew lots of attention. Celebrities who have gone through the same thing when they were younger such as Justin Timberlake offered some advice to the young pop star. However, it seems that Justin Bieber doesn’t really need their advice. Compared to other young stars, Justin Bieber is very down to earth. We have never heard of him doing crazy things like most other young stars do. This is probably because he receives continuous support from his family and friends. Justin Bieber is also very religious. During his speech at the 2011 MTV Video Music Awards, for example, Justin Bieber said that he managed to be in his position because of God.

The greatest thing about Justin Bieber is that he always willing to help good causes. He had worked with Pencil of Promise, a non-profit organization that builds schools in developing countries. The young pop star is often involved in much simpler charities, like when Justin Bieber’s sneakers were auctioned off to support an ovarian cancer charity.

HE ALSO HAS A MASSIVE FANBASE CALLED BELIEBERS AND WE ROCK THE ENTIRE WORLD.
HATERS CAN GO FUCK A DUCK.

hater:Justin Biebers a gay faggot.
me:Fuck you. He's done a lot more with his life up till now then you will ever do.

by BELIEBERforLIFE February 16, 2012

16πŸ‘ 52πŸ‘Ž


Justin Bieber

This word should never be used unless addressing a gay, stupid, and prepubescent man baby who's only fans are completely retarded little bitch-ass cock sucking sluts who want to fuck an underage bitch just because he knows some fucking celebrity idiot who deserves to have his throat slit.

Did you see that kid. He was so a Justin Bieber.

Don't even get me started on the way my sister acted around him. EWWW!

by DaStrategicWolf December 31, 2018

2πŸ‘ 4πŸ‘Ž


Justin Bieber

Justin Bieber is a Canadian Singer/Songwriter. He was Born on Tuesday March 1st 1994 12:56am. He is the sexiest guy alive. He cares about his beliebers. He gives a lot to charity. Justin is incredible. You don't have to like him but don't hate on him. His just a normal 17 year old guy living out his dreams. He ISN'T gay. Even if he was, what's wrong with gay people? Their still humans. He HAS hit puberty. You guys are living in the past. Look at some of his latest music video's and tell me if he sounds like a 10 year old girl? Most people hate him cos their jealous of him. I mean get a life and leave him the fuck alone. What has he done to you? Grow up. Even if you do hate him, why waste your time talking about someone you hate? Think. He obviously is talented if he had Justin Timberlake and Usher fighting over him! I love him, not just for his looks but for his kindness, personality and mostly his MUSIC! Looks aren't all girls thing about you know. Just think about this.

Justin Bieber.

by @MadForKidrauhl February 7, 2012

16πŸ‘ 55πŸ‘Ž


justin bieber

during anal intercourse, proceed till climax, as soon as your about to cum, pull your penis out and ejaculate on your hand. wait for him/her to turn around or get his/her attention. Now slam the cum into his/her face and shove your penis back in the anus (this can prove dangerous)

guy: ohhhh im coming!
girl: oh yeaya
guy: *cum in hand* hey baby
girl: huh? *turns around*
guy: *slaps girl with cummy hand and shoves cock back in* "Whos one less lonely girl now!"
girl: did you just justin bieber me?... wouldnt be the first time

by syndel July 6, 2011

12πŸ‘ 39πŸ‘Ž