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school closings

In the eyes of the world: A means of protecting students and teachers from coronavirus.
In the eyes of Donald Trump: A means of hurting him.

"We're going to put pressure on governors to open the schools," the President said. "They think school closings are going to hurt me politically, so they keep the schools closed."

by Monkey's Dad July 8, 2020


Don’t come close

Don’t come close means if you come close you will get your ass beat.

Tell Aiyesha don’t come close before I beat her ass

by dareal1lulu November 15, 2020


Time Close

The amount of time you have already established in your head that this boring conversation will be over. Works also with, dinner parties, weddings, and of course relationships.

guy 1) Hey are you coming over to Jay Z's for the Super Bowl?

guy2) I thought about it but I bet he'll bust out baby pictures, I may go and just time close him for one hour

by NickyLags January 26, 2012


micklow close

Micklow close is the roughest area in the lakes estate, Redcar. It’s known for the “lakes boys” causing mayhem. Micklow wouldn’t be micklow without all the chew that goes on. Everyone knows everyone in micklow and everyone there sticks together. You’ll never be bored living there, something always goes on whether it’s fights, police up and down all the time or just the boys being c*nts. Live in micklow and you won’t regret it

Micklow close is the street to live in

by Kippyyy November 24, 2021


"I'm gonna cum, let me cum on your chest, will you?" Bachira whispered closely to Isagi, his breath lingering on the boy.

"I'm gonna cum, let me cum on your chest, will you?" Bachira whispered closely to Isagi, his breath lingering on the boy.

"I'm gonna cum, let me cum on your chest, will you?" Bachira whispered closely to Isagi, his breath lingering on the boy.

by Anon42283 March 4, 2024


Danger Close Coffee

In close air support, Artillery fire, naval gun fire and mortar support fires, it is the term included in the method for engagements of a call for fire, this term indicates that friendly forces are within close proximity of a target. A legal and addictive stimulant.

Coffee is cheaper than meth.

Danger close Coffee is cheaper than meth.

by D.C.C. November 23, 2021


Brushing Too Close To The Combine Harvester

Doing or writing something that could enrage a large audience purely for you own sick pleasure, and the rush you get from this act.

Making a sexual comment about a guy on a girl's Facebook, whom you know that she is cheating on her boyfriend with. "You did that? You were brushing too close to the combine harvester man"

by JossBarthelme April 22, 2012