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Can I

put my balls in yo jaws

Can I put my balls in yo jaws
(yo jaws)
balls in yo jaws

by peoriep April 16, 2023


Can I?

Used for asking only one thing.
Can I nut in that pussy?

Random guy approaches random girl

Guy: Can I?
Girl: *bends over*

by quadonkdonk August 31, 2021


Can I?

Can I?
Can I have one of your old T-shirts
to wear it when missing you so much?

Can I have your smile
to brighten those rainy days?

Can I catch your hands
if you ever fall off the cliff? (Metaphor..)
Can I be there for you..
as whomever in your life?

Can I have your sweet embrace
at my old age..? (Less judgement by anybody, I guess..)

Can I listen to you playing guitar
even if just once in my life
even if it doesn't sound good..
even if you play wrong notes...?

Can I see you play soccer..
like you used to play..
at your young age..?

Can I take pictures of you..
using my phone camera..
to look back and look at..
when thinking of you?

Can you call me or directly talk to me?
Because I miss hearing your warm voice very much.
Can you text me regularly whenever you feel like it?
Because you are someone who I want to share stories with,
other than my family members,
nobody else.
According to so many thumbs-down you gave my post last time, I guess not.. :) still ask anyway.. I am serious about the shirt..

Can I?
by The Gardener in Fairy Tales February 12, 2022

by Time Capsule💊 April 19, 2023


can i

put my ballz in ur jawz

can i put my ballz in ur jawz

by September 9, 2021


Can I put my cock in your stupid mouth

When ur angry whit someone and you still want them to give you a blowjob

Mark: Interrupts class
Teacher: Hey Mark any question?
Mark: Hey teacher can I put my cock in your stupid mouth

(On the work mark gets to the boss)
Mark: Hey boss
Boss: what is it mark
Also Mark: Can i put my cock in your stupid mouth?

(Mark gets arrested and it's in court)
Judge: You shall pay what u have done
Mark: Can I put my cock in your stupid mouth?

by She belongs to the streets August 18, 2020


Kallie can I

Where you can't do shit

I'm going to biuld a truck.. "kallie can I"

by Yamaha 295 January 1, 2022


WHAT CAN I SAY EXCEPT YOUR WELCOME

FOR THE TIDES THE SUN AND THE SKY

Person 1: Bro she actually broke up with me your right
Person 2: WHAT CAN I SAY EXCEPT YOUR WELCOME
Person 1: Are you retarded
Person 2: FOR THE TIDES THE SUN AND THE SKY

by Crispy2cookies February 2, 2024