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The sexual act of inserting a moose antler into a beaver on the back of a Royal Canadian Mounted Police constable during the Stanley Cup challenge. A mooseknuckle can be substituted if it's another Wings/Penguins matchup, and the antler may be inserted in Stephen Harper on Boxing Day or Stephen Colbert in the Vancouver Olympics.
Wow, you really gave Stephen a dose of Canada's History there, eh?
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Canada's History is a mating ritual in which Stephen Colbert will utilize a replica Stanley Cup as a pump as he wears moose antlers. As the act is going on, the partner uses maple syrup to lube the Stanley Cup replica. This act has yet to be successful.
I heard Stephen Colbert wants to explore Canada's History with you.
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The act of covering your sexual partner's body with maple syrup while wearing moose antler hats and inserting the Stanley Cup into as many orifices as possible
Jen is so kinky, we did a full Canada's History all night long.
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A sex act involving moose antlers, a jar of maple syrup and the Stanley Cup. The hardest part is getting it all in.
Canada's History is fun but sticky.
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A grotesque sexual act where the snow of an igloo and the feces of a polar bear is shoved into the rectum of a female. Moose feces can also be used.
Sarah loves Canada's History after a few Labatt beers.
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A horrifically depraved sex act involving moose antlers, a jug of maple syrup, and the Stanley Cup. Usually performed by a tag team of Canadian Mounties on loose women from Saskatchewan. First brought to light by Stephen Colbert.
After going through Canada's History, the poor girl needed four months of therapy.
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The most repulsive sex act known to mankind, involving moose antlers, a jug of maple syrup, and the Stanley Cup.
1. Don't be a Noob, remember the lube!
2. Fill up woman with maple syrup by use of anal beer bong.
3. Store Stanley Cup in male's rectum
4. Woman must spray maple syrup from butt into Stanley Cup in the man's rectum.
5. Hollow out antlers to function as "crazy-fun-straw" to drink maple syrup from man's rectum.
6. Rinse, repeat, maybe switching gender roles.
7. Proceed to make sensitive, passionate love.
"Could you help me with the groceries, honey? I'm a little sore from when Condoleeza Rice gave me an in-depth reenaction of Canada's History yesterday."
"Sure, okay Dad..."
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