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The disease you're suffering from when the scrabble gods decide not to give you a single vowel in your line up of seven (count them) consonants. Mm, thnks!
You only won that game of Scrabble because I got vowel cancer. Twice. What was I supposed to do? Play txt tlk scrbbl?
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1)A feeling of queasiness or nausea brought on as a result of someones horrible smelling gas. Under normal conditions is usually non-fatal.
"My friends fart smelled so bad, it gave me fart cancer"
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You're probably here because cancer definitions are all about the disease. Because the sign sucks. But enough about the sign named after a disease and with the sign of a sex position, let's talk about those born from the 22nd of June to the 22nd July.
Pretty awesome. But they cry alot. Like alot. Always depressed. But also very attractive. Cancers will always look after you, no matter how you treat them. They're like dogs.
Chad: I am dating a cancer
Nathan: oh gosh your bitch has cancer??
Chad: No silly, Cancer zodiac 🙄
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a person that recently got a tumblr and doesn't understand the point. they are compared to cancer cells, which are useless and multiply rapidly. tumblr cancers are useless and go against the #1 rule of tumblr: DO NOT TELL YOU IRL FRIENDS.
they also use annoying terms like WHAT IS AIR and WHAT IS BREATHING, etc. and they try to fit in by writing in their bio that they are bisexual and atheist, because a lot of tumblr people actually are. they do not have open minds and they will unfollow you if you post an opinion they do not agree with.
they listen to Never Shout Never and think they are ~*~s3w iNdi3~*~
they have about 0-30 followers after a month, and they delete their tumblr when they don't understand why they are being hated on for not knowing what air is.
if you fit this definition, delete your tumblr and spare the rest of us.
tumblr cancer: *sees something funny* WHAT IS AIR??!!?!?!?!
real tumblr kid: loln.
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A person who is addicted to cigarettes, or a person who chain smokes cigarettes(as in smokes them one immediatly after another)
"Didn't you just smoke a cigarette? You need to stop smoking those cancer sticks so much you cancer head."
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When a cock gives a woman a cancerous growth in her uterus; see pregnancy.
She has morning sickness because she has the cock cancer.
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Noun -
pathology:
a malignant and invasive psychological disease caused by an extended and intensive period of gaming, be that via console, personal computer or any other form of gaming device that can host or join multiplayer game.
Sufferers complain of symptoms, including but not limited to, extreme lethargy, unpredictable bowl movements and generally feel as if they're about to die.
Causes seem to be exasperated by ingestion of high fat, sugar or salted foods, lack of sleep or holding off visiting the toilet.
Cure consists of purging your system, holding off high caffeine drinks and a large dose of sleep over the course of the next few days.
Dan: Holy crap, I think I've got LAN cancer!
Dave: Huh?
Dan: Yeah, LAN cancer! Shouldn't have been up all over the Dobbie Hall that weekend...
Dave: Heh, energy drinks and take aways?
Dan: Aye man...
Dave: Sucks to be you!
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